tagged me. This looks quite fun, but. I don't know anything about pokémon.
As I said, I really don't know
anything about Pokémon (I own two games, out of which I've only finished one), so... idek what I'll comment.
(I have Bulbapedia open in one tab ahaha)
1. This is you:
Empoleon: IT'S AN EMPEROR POKÉMON IT MATCHES MY USERNAME YAAAAAAASSSSS
...
I just look hella majestic.
Oh this is an evolution of that cute little penguin pokémon? Never would've guessed haha, oh and water and steel, that's awesome!
(Steel type is just hella awesome okay)
2. This pokémon is your rival:
Murkrow: Ha! Clearly an inferior bird...
3. This pokémon is deeply in love with you:
Parasect: Eugh.... I hope he doesn't mind I don't like him back.
4. This pokémon is stalking you:
Darkrai: I don't like this... He can cause nightmares too... :c
5. This pokémon just stole your cake:
Toxicroak: The bastard. >:C
6. This is your lab partner:
Avalugg: Great, neither of us have hands useful for labwork. :/ Also he's huge.
7. This is your best friend:
Lumineon: Oooh, she's gorgeous! We can swim together... or... what do penguins do... they actually eat fish...
8. This pokémon is about to fight you:
Frosslass: (god damn I accidentally closed my bulbapedia tab) uhhh I think I'll do fine?
9. This pokémon will do anything to get your shoes:
Celebi: Eh, I'll be glad to give my shoes to this cutie, I don't think penguins really have a need for them.
10. This pokémon is currently hiding in your house:
Prinplup: He's like my little brother or something, pretty much?
11. This pokémon is your pet:
Entei: A legendary beast? Wow, okay. Looks cool, but how did he end up as my pet...?
12. This is your new roommate:
Chikorita: Yaaaay! I hope she isn't intimidated by my "pet".
13. This is your new boss:
Machamp: Well then. Not sure I'm happy about this situation. What's my job, anyway?
14. This pokémon watches you while you sleep at night:
Grovyle: Ah yes, love the idea of Grovyle sitting in some dark corner staring at me the whole night....
15. This pokémon is scared of you:
Palkia: Wow, I must be
really scary.
16. This pokémon is about to perform surgery on you:
Wobbuffet: Ah great I'm gonna die. Or, well, he doesn't have hands to hold anything dangerous with...? Just stubs...
17. You have to babysit this pokémon all night:
Klang: Uh. Would be an interesting experience.
18. This pokémon loves sleeping on your head:
Deoxys: A mythical pokémon? Should I be honoured?
19. This pokémon envies you:
Armaldo: Well,
obviously, I'm a lot more gorgeous. And who would want to be a bug pokémon?
20. Use this pokémon to tag some people:
Spiritomb: You wouldn't want to make spiritomb mad, would you? Uh, I have nobody to tag. :') Sorry, I don't know if any of you actually know pokémon!
Arythya, I guess I'll go poke
Happykid44 on tumblr, uh, I have no friends,,,,
Eyes-of-Inferno, if you want to do this...